Bollywood Stars Renamed: Intelligent funny & silly....read on....

Continuing My obsession with “Playing with words”, this time Bollywood is the Target. Lets rename some Persons from film fraternity. It is meant to be funny, shocking, intelligent. Someone who follows bollywood masala & gossip should love it. For those who need little reminders, just check the notes at the end to suggest the logic behind the renames. Lets start.........Leave your comment.


vivek Obey Rai * (vivek oberai),

Cashwarya Rai** (aishwarya rai).

Bobby dull (Bobby Deol)

Ma-itch Bhutt*** (Mahesh Bhatt)

Sinjay dutt # (Sanjay Dutt)

shah rich Khan (SRK)

Harman Be-wajah (Herman baweja)

Shy kid Kapoor## (shahid Kapoor)

Circuit warsi (arshad Warsi)

suck-ti Kapoor (shakti kapoor)

Deepika Padulong (Deepika padukone)

Barbad Khan (Arbaaz Khan)

Jaword akhtar (Javed Akhtar)

Good Jat### (Gulzar sahab)

Soapta kapoor^ (Ekta Kapoor)

Re-take Roshan (Hrithik Roshan)

Abhi-sirf Bachchan^^ (Abhishek Bachchan)

Khanan Johar (Karan johar)

Mistake ali khan (Saif ali khan)

Arjun Rum Pal (arjun Rampal)

SushMata sen^^^ (sushmita sen)

Ajay Leftgun~ (Ajay devgun)

Sorry Mukherjee (rani mukherjee)

Free-ty zinta (Preity zinta)

Amartabh Bachchan~~ (Amitabh Bachchan)

Mature Bhandarkar (Madhur Bhandarkar)

Yes Chopra~~~ (yash Chopra)

repeatam**** (Pritam)

Deny Moria (Dino Moria)



* Vivek Obeyed (aishwarya) Rai & threaten Salman, so Vivek obey Rai.

**Aish makes highest cash without being the best actress, He choices husband keeping cash in mind.

*** He keep itching his body while passing "word of wisdom". Ma-itch Bhatt.

# Keeping AK 47 unlawfully is sin. Sanju Baba.

## Prior to kaminey, He was Kid & Shy offcourse. Shy kid kapoor.

### Gulzar is Sikh, Damn good writer.

^soup queen Ekta.

^^ He is nothing without surname. (Small bachchan)

^^^ She has adopter 2 daughters (Single Mom). SushMATA sen.

~ He left guns (action) & moved towards Comedy. Ajay leftgun

~~ Amar singh is his shaddow even in total darkness. Amartabh bachchan.

~~~ No one can say No to him. It is always Yes. (Yes, Chopra ji)

**** Pritam Repeat other's songs By copying them.....Repeatam.

Any comments on this "Work of wisdom".
More to come........